I am Karolyn and I am brave.

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

(via pineapple-overlord)

“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”

—   E.B. White (via observando)

(via anarchyn)

epicleicaness:

doctorofdragons:

Jon Stewart wins over O’Reilly ever single time. 

BURN

(Source: sandandglass, via theodorahatzisfannibal)

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

(Source: azeliabanks, via fuckabbott)

(Source: morganshockley, via ducky--)

I rear ended some guy’s car today and had no idea what to do. I did the whole exchange details thing because I see people do it in movies but then what do you do? I had to rush home and ask an adult about the insurance thingy thing that people do and stuff… It’s all been very uncomfortable and stressful.

I rear ended some guy’s car today and had no idea what to do. I did the whole exchange details thing because I see people do it in movies but then what do you do? I had to rush home and ask an adult about the insurance thingy thing that people do and stuff… It’s all been very uncomfortable and stressful.

little-traveller-12:

narciel:

nolanslifeisaverage:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

Ugly laughter…

=))

=))

little-traveller-12:

narciel:

nolanslifeisaverage:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

Ugly laughter…

=))

=))

(Source: overtimeisacrime, via theodorahatzisfannibal)

I am in an assignment group with a bunch of older students and I accidentally let myself get bullied into doing most of the work… :/ 

vintagebreeze:

"After the success of ‘Mary Poppins’ and ‘The Sound of Music’, she declined huge offers for more nanny roles with the explanation: "I’ve done that."" (imdb).
 

vintagebreeze:

"After the success of ‘Mary Poppins’ and ‘The Sound of Music’, she declined huge offers for more nanny roles with the explanation: "I’ve done that."" (imdb).

 

(via the-doctor-in-a-deerstalker)

ofbard:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

(Source: jimtiberiuskirk, via laughhingcow)

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sally-thtgurl:

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

sally-thtgurl:

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

(via catpolitics)

gayindustrialcomplex:

What is this and how can i never see it again

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